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Some girls like to dress up like a wee schoolboy
Or maybe that's just me - ya think?
I'm the real McCoy
We swing more than Sheridan
We do it in the sea
Now we're in panto with a yankee
We're The Krankies

I'm a sexual predator
I'll screw anything that walks
I once climbed up a huge erection
And fell off that beanstalk
We've had all the waxing
Sack, back and crack
It's Friday and it's five to five
It's Crackerjack

Krankie Panky

Crackerjack!

What I did with my Crackerjack pencil
You don't want to know
We went fucking mental on the road with Status Quo
We trashed hotels and wrecked their bus
And smacked Paul Daniels in the pus
You're welcome
No, you'll thank me
We're The Krankies

I'm no like a virgin
I've had Salmond and Sturgeon
I've sucked on macaroni with Silvio Berlosconi
And I've had Sarkozi - he was fandabidozi

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from A Christmas Gift For Ye, released December 20, 2018

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