Away For A Jobby At Half Time (My Shit)

from Football Club Anthems by Various Artists

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I am not throwin’ away my shit
I am not throwin’ away my shit
Hey yo, I’m just like my country
I’m young, scrappy and hungry
And I’m not throwin’ away my shit

I hadn’t pressed the button
I went away for a jobby at half time

Excuse my general language
I’ve no pressed the wee button when I’ve come back
So apologies to anybody who have not heard me this second half

Are you speaking in the vernacular there?
Speaking in the vernacular, yeah

I went away for a jobby at half time

Apologies if you deemed that bad language viewers

Yeah, sorry, it was just a wee bit o poop
And, eh, I was a wee bit late back over
Eh, cos it was, eh
I had to squeeze quite a bit
Sorry I’ll just change the subject and get back to the match
But I forgot to press my wee button

I went away for a jobby at half time
I went away for a jobby at half time

Essentially, they tax us relentlessly

I went away for a jobby at half time

Hey yo, I’m just like my country
I’m young, scrappy and hungry
And I’m not throwin’ away my shit

I had to squeeze quite a bit, so…

I probably shouldn’t brag, but dang, I amaze and astonish
The problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish
I gotta holler just to be heard
With every word, I drop knowledge
I’m a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal
Tryna reach my goal my power of speech, unimpeachable

I went away for a jobby at half time
Yeah, sorry, it was just a wee bit o poop

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from Football Club Anthems, released December 19, 2022

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