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Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus
Everybody's ready for Friday the thirteenth
When Donny comes a calling we'll be armed to the teeth
From John O'Groats to Lands End and all points inbetween
Protesting and singing songs outrageous and obscene
Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus
When he lands upon these shores it will be atrocious
Megaphones and placards, bare arses and posters
The carnival of shouters will be something quite ferocious
Heedrum hidrum heedrum ho
Heedrum hidrum heedrum ho
Here in Scotland we are proud of being split in two
Snowing in the morning, sunny in the afternoon
We are Jekyll, we are Hyde, so Trump you will see
The super Caledonian Antisyzygy
Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus
When he lands upon these shores it will be atrocious
Megaphones and placards, bare arses and posters
The carnival of shouters will be something quite ferocious
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2. |
Crowds
01:18
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Crowds
Inauguration, protest march
What's the difference? Here's a chart
I've got some figures, do the maths
And sprinkle fairy dust
Rows and flows of golden showers
Snowflakes, papier mache flowers
Mash potatos like Trump Towers,
I've looked at crowds that way.
I've looked at crowds from both sides now
From up & down and still somehow
It's crowds' illusions I recall
I really don't know crowds at all
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3. |
Uranium
03:31
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Uranium
Reality stars directing our fate
and we're praying it's not too late
Uranium
Raving psychosis and whispering kittens
Bright orange coupon and Mexican mittens
You all know what uranium is
Nuclear weapons and other bad things
Bad dudes and hombres and soft British poodles
Nuclear passwords in Sean Spicer doodles
Wild tweets that fly with fire on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in white dresses and fluffy new fascists
Snowflakes that flutter their pussies and lashes
Sparkling teeth and fine tuned machines
These are a few of my favorite things
CNN's shite
BBC's pish
Overrated. Sad
I'm simple remember and, er, other things
And everyone else is bad
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You're So Vain
03:21
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You're So Vain
You walked into the Whitehouse
Like you were walking onto a yacht
In your forty-five dollar baseball cap
Your complexion was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror
And the West Wing staff were distraught
And Goldman Sachs dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and
You're so vain
You probably think this storm is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this storm is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?
Oh it started several years ago
And you were so naive
You and Vladimir made such a pretty pair
What a tangled web you weave.
So you gave away the USA
Just for some flattery
Then there were tweets, they were filled with covfefe
Filled with covfefe and
You're so vain
You probably think this storm is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this storm is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?
You think hurricanes are a competition
So your storm naturally won.
And you stared straight into the blinding light
During a total eclipse of the sun
You think rules just don't apply to you
And your allure is second to none
Which is why you're still grabbing some pussy
Grabbing some pussy. and
You're so vain
You probably think this storm is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this storm is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you?
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Nightphubbing
03:12
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Nightphubbing
Nightphubbing I'm nightphubbing
I'm what's happening
Nightphubbing I'm nightphubbing
I'm a text machine
I tweet peepee to Meryl Streepy
It's something to see
When I'm nightphubbing
Golden shower clubbing
Oh isn't it wild?
Nightphubbing I'm nightphubbing
I'm taking a crap
Nightphubbing I'm nightphubbing
....
I have tantrums, I call then Trumptons
Robert de Niro look out
Cos I'm nightphubbing
Fight! nightphubbing
Oh isn't it wild...
Nightphubbin' across the universe,
On the Starship USA - it's just gonna get worse.
Nightphubbin' across the universe,
There's no going forward, 'cause I'm stuck in reverse.
There's snowflakes on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's snowflakes on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Don.
It's news, Don, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's news, Don, but not as we know it, not as we know it, fake!
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.
Yer climate change is phony physics, phony physics, phony physics;
Yer climate change is phony physics, phony physics, Don.
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Witch Hunt
02:59
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Witch Hunt
Mr Potus
Keep your focus
Tiny hand in hand
With Macron and May
Witch hunt
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7. |
Modern Day Presidential
01:57
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MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL
This little fat man who sold his soul
I don't want to be hacked
I don't think there's ever been a president
That's done what we've done
I wanna find a friendly reporter
Are you a friendly reporter?
I do get good ratings
I'm really not a bad person by the way
I see tone
Anti-Trump
The tone!
I don't have to tell you
What I'm going to do in North Korea
And I don't have to tell you
What I'm gonna do with Iran
I just have nobody to speak to
I find it very very hard
Doing what the law says exactly to do
I see tone
You know the word tone
Anti-Trump
Chubby little loser
Modern day presidential
Tweeting like a tiny child
Modern day presidential chubby thumbs
Chubby thumbs terrifies me
Chubby thumbs on the lavvy
Chubby thumbs gets away with anything
I love to negotiate things
I do it really well and all that stuff
Quiet quiet quiet
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8. |
Irn Brury Fire And Fury
02:33
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IRN BRURY FIRE AND FURY
I hear that you have changed your famous recipe
From eight teaspoons of sugar down to four
And now a nation mourns that rotting their teeth
Will take them twice as long as before
Irn Brury
Fire and Fury
Oh how sweet that flavour used to be
Now it's only imitation
Like that imitation presidency
That book tells us the baby has been coddled
He's a little bit cunty, we're a little bit rock n roll
So we should send our Irn Bru to Donald
Cos we're still second in obesity levels
Irn Brury
Fire and Fury
Oh how weird his haircut seems to be
But it has its limitations
Like the elastic on his nappy
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Girther
01:36
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GIRTHER
Now there's a doctor - the best in the land
His name is Ronny Jackson
He says I have incredible genes
It's true - they make me look real slim
I'm in great shape, svelte, not round
And only 239lbs
I'm bigger than Obama,
And stronger than Arnie too
Girther, cowson, girther
Gertcha!
I'm the tallest and I'm really thin
Gertcha!
When that porn star said I couldn't get it in
Gertcha!
That was fake news, I'm the greatest shag
Gertcha!
I'm healthier than popeye and twice as mad
Gertcha!
Girther, cowson, gertcha!
Bar stool preaching
That's the name of my game!
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Guns In A Classroom
01:53
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Guns In A Classroom
You may find yourself wielding a shotgun mop
If you find yourself in a school where the jannie's armed
You may find yourself behind a dinner lady with a semi-automatic
You may find yourself in a beautiful class with a beautiful rifle
You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?
Letting the NRA, keep dictating the gun laws
Letting the NRA, keep donating to the boss
Into the black again, then when the money's gone
Guns in a classroom, bullets flowing all around
You may ask yourself, how do I work this?
You may ask yourself, why've I got this large semi-automatic?
You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful class
You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful rifle
Letting the NRA, keep dictating the gun laws
Letting the NRA, keep donating to the boss
Into the black again, then when the money's gone
Loading the magazine, bullets flowing all around
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was,
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was,
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was,
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
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Stormy
01:35
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Stormy
Tell me I look like your daughter, spank me on the arse
With a mag with your face on it, but look out for sharks
I won't play the theme from Jaws
If you tighten your gun laws
Stormy there's a lawyer
Who told me to leave Trump alone
Stormy, I might have
A picture of your cock on my phone
Call me
Sue me for 20 million dollars for breaking our deal
And I will show you pictures of a shark eating a seal
I'll make the whole world sick at the same time
When your tadger goes online
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Hannity!
01:49
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Hannity
Here I lie, as a host in a state of denial
Held in time, in a shower of shit and bile
For Fox sake, I don't know if I can make it
I really should be holding you, Trump, holding you, Trump
Loving you, loving you...
Hannity!
When your lawyer's the president's personal
Attorney
When Cohen cries and you don't know why
It's hard to see
With no-one to love you, not even Stormy
Hannity!
When you lose control and you got no soul
It's tragedy
When the FBI are on to your guy
It's hard to bear
With no-one beside you, you're goin' nowhere
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New Korea Opportunities
01:42
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New Korea Opportunities
Everybody's happy in Korea
Time to celebrate with a beer
Jong-un, Jae-in, get the drinks in
But will it be Tennents or Brew Dog
Huzzah for the peasants or Jacob Rees Mogg?
New Korea opportunities - time to flog
They've already got an appetite for dog
But Tennents really hits the spot
Korea opportunities - just drink both ya snobs
Korea, Korea, Korea
Tennenents lager or Brew Dog
North Korea, South Korea
I've got my beer in the sideboard here
Tennents or Brew Dog my dear?
No need to go nuclear
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Good Day At The White House
I can hardly remember that day in November
When I swamped the drain
And since my inauguration
I've fired half the nation
And half my brain
Yates, Flynn, Walsh, Bharara, Comey, Dubke, Shaub, Corralo
Have all fallen by the way
And then Spicer, Short and Priebus
Were all forced to leave us and walk away
What a good day at the White House
At least Melania's still there
And I think my son is stayin'
Funny I don't even care
As Scaramucci walks away
It is time to call in Mickey Mouse
At least Vladimir will pay
It's been a good day for the White House
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Bigmouth Tweets Again
01:35
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Bigmouth Tweets Again
Donald, Donald I wasnae joking
When I said I'd like to
Rub a balloon on your head
Donald, Donald I wasnae joking
You are scum, by rights we should
Cut off your tiny thumbs
And now I know how Kim Jong Un felt
Now I know how Kim Jong Un felt
As the rockets fly in an Asian sky
And the Sea of Japan started to melt
Bigmouth, bigmouth
Bigmouth tweets again
And you've got no right to take your place
With the human race
And now I know how Kim Jong Un felt
Now I know how Kim Jong Un felt
As the rockets fly in an Asian sky
And the Sea of Japan started to melt
Bigmouth, bigmouth
Bigmouth tweets again
And you've got no right to take your place
With the human race
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Robert DeNiro's Fighting
02:03
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Iran's So Far Away
02:43
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On Pennsylvania Avenue
I never thought I'd need to read a book
Need to read a book
But this one's called an atlas and
It's got pictures of sky and sand
So I looked up Iran
And Iran is so far away
I won't let them come out to play
I'm gonna run away
A cloud appears that is my hair
A beam of light comes shining down on me
Shining down on me
The cloud is moving nearer still
Aurora Borealis through the looking glass
Through the looking glass
And Iran is so far away
I won't let them come out to play
I'm gonna run away
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Jerusalem
02:08
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Jerusalem
And did those hands, those tiny hands
Touch upon England's Mrs May?
And will the holy Lamb of Trump
Make England's pleasant pastures pay?
And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon those clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem built there
Among these dark Satanic mills?
Bring me my stash of burning gold:
Bring me my lawyers of desire:
Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my fury and my fire.
Last month I also took an action
Endorsed unanimously by the US senate
I recognised Jerusalem
As the capital of Israel
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Mistra President
04:27
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MISTRA PRESIDENT
He's a man
with a klan
Chapati tae yer heid ya bam
He's Mistra President
He's a fud, a fandan
He's the cheesy wotsit Hitler man
He's Mistra President
You can piss on his bed
Or shit in his laundry basket instead
He's Mistra Pissident
Must be seen
Making plans
He's the dumbest one with the smallest hands
He's Mistra President
Surely he cannot last two terms
One day he will be food for worms
But when they feast on his remains
They'll be hard pushed to find his brains oh oh
Any place
He will play
His only concern is how much you'll pay
He's Mistra President
If he shakes
On a bet
He's the kind of dude that won't pay his debt
He's Mistra President
When you say that he's living wrong
He'll tell you he knows he's livin' right
And you'd be a stronger man
if you took Mistra President's advice oh oh
He's a man
with a ban
Got a crush on his daughter and a tan
He's Mistra President
What a jerk
Please beware
Of a man that just don't give a care no
He's Mistra President (Look out he's coming)
He's a fright
Woven hairs
He's even scared of walking downstairs
He's Mistra President
Theresa May led the way
Cos you can't even take baby steps - fucksake
He's Mistra President
Playin' hard
Talkin' fast
Makin' sure that he will be the last
He's Mistra President
Makes a deal
With a frown
Somewhere a circus is missing a clown
He's Mistra President
If we had less of him
Don't you know we'd have a better land
He's Mistra President
So give a hand to the man
Because he needs an extension
He's Mistra President
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Hair Tonic
01:37
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Hair Tonic
Uh huh, look at that sheen
So lustrous,so clean
Maybe it's Maybelline
So clean, so clean
Uh huh, does he use creams?
It gleams, it gleams
Oh, Trump's hair is beautiful
Oh, what's his secret?
Maybe it's Maybelline,
Hair tonic
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21. |
Trump Is A Cunt
01:18
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