Reckless In America

by Various Artists

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

      name your price

     

1.
Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus Everybody's ready for Friday the thirteenth When Donny comes a calling we'll be armed to the teeth From John O'Groats to Lands End and all points inbetween Protesting and singing songs outrageous and obscene Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus When he lands upon these shores it will be atrocious Megaphones and placards, bare arses and posters The carnival of shouters will be something quite ferocious Heedrum hidrum heedrum ho Heedrum hidrum heedrum ho Here in Scotland we are proud of being split in two Snowing in the morning, sunny in the afternoon We are Jekyll, we are Hyde, so Trump you will see The super Caledonian Antisyzygy Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus When he lands upon these shores it will be atrocious Megaphones and placards, bare arses and posters The carnival of shouters will be something quite ferocious
2.
Crowds 01:18
Crowds Inauguration, protest march What's the difference? Here's a chart I've got some figures, do the maths And sprinkle fairy dust Rows and flows of golden showers Snowflakes, papier mache flowers Mash potatos like Trump Towers, I've looked at crowds that way. I've looked at crowds from both sides now From up & down and still somehow It's crowds' illusions I recall I really don't know crowds at all
3.
Uranium 03:31
Uranium Reality stars directing our fate and we're praying it's not too late Uranium Raving psychosis and whispering kittens Bright orange coupon and Mexican mittens You all know what uranium is Nuclear weapons and other bad things Bad dudes and hombres and soft British poodles Nuclear passwords in Sean Spicer doodles Wild tweets that fly with fire on their wings These are a few of my favorite things Girls in white dresses and fluffy new fascists Snowflakes that flutter their pussies and lashes Sparkling teeth and fine tuned machines These are a few of my favorite things CNN's shite BBC's pish Overrated. Sad I'm simple remember and, er, other things And everyone else is bad
4.
You're So Vain You walked into the Whitehouse Like you were walking onto a yacht In your forty-five dollar baseball cap Your complexion was apricot You had one eye on the mirror And the West Wing staff were distraught And Goldman Sachs dreamed that they'd be your partner They'd be your partner, and You're so vain You probably think this storm is about you You're so vain I'll bet you think this storm is about you Don't you? Don't you? Oh it started several years ago And you were so naive You and Vladimir made such a pretty pair What a tangled web you weave. So you gave away the USA Just for some flattery Then there were tweets, they were filled with covfefe Filled with covfefe and You're so vain You probably think this storm is about you You're so vain I'll bet you think this storm is about you Don't you? Don't you? You think hurricanes are a competition So your storm naturally won. And you stared straight into the blinding light During a total eclipse of the sun You think rules just don't apply to you And your allure is second to none Which is why you're still grabbing some pussy Grabbing some pussy. and You're so vain You probably think this storm is about you You're so vain I'll bet you think this storm is about you Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
5.
Nightphubbing Nightphubbing I'm nightphubbing I'm what's happening Nightphubbing I'm nightphubbing I'm a text machine I tweet peepee to Meryl Streepy It's something to see When I'm nightphubbing Golden shower clubbing Oh isn't it wild? Nightphubbing I'm nightphubbing I'm taking a crap Nightphubbing I'm nightphubbing .... I have tantrums, I call then Trumptons Robert de Niro look out Cos I'm nightphubbing Fight! nightphubbing Oh isn't it wild... Nightphubbin' across the universe, On the Starship USA - it's just gonna get worse. Nightphubbin' across the universe, There's no going forward, 'cause I'm stuck in reverse. There's snowflakes on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's snowflakes on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Don. It's news, Don, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's news, Don, but not as we know it, not as we know it, fake! Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill; we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men. Yer climate change is phony physics, phony physics, phony physics; Yer climate change is phony physics, phony physics, Don.
6.
Witch Hunt 02:59
Witch Hunt Mr Potus Keep your focus Tiny hand in hand With Macron and May Witch hunt
7.
MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL This little fat man who sold his soul I don't want to be hacked I don't think there's ever been a president That's done what we've done I wanna find a friendly reporter Are you a friendly reporter? I do get good ratings I'm really not a bad person by the way I see tone Anti-Trump The tone! I don't have to tell you What I'm going to do in North Korea And I don't have to tell you What I'm gonna do with Iran I just have nobody to speak to I find it very very hard Doing what the law says exactly to do I see tone You know the word tone Anti-Trump Chubby little loser Modern day presidential Tweeting like a tiny child Modern day presidential chubby thumbs Chubby thumbs terrifies me Chubby thumbs on the lavvy Chubby thumbs gets away with anything I love to negotiate things I do it really well and all that stuff Quiet quiet quiet
8.
IRN BRURY FIRE AND FURY I hear that you have changed your famous recipe From eight teaspoons of sugar down to four And now a nation mourns that rotting their teeth Will take them twice as long as before Irn Brury Fire and Fury Oh how sweet that flavour used to be Now it's only imitation Like that imitation presidency That book tells us the baby has been coddled He's a little bit cunty, we're a little bit rock n roll So we should send our Irn Bru to Donald Cos we're still second in obesity levels Irn Brury Fire and Fury Oh how weird his haircut seems to be But it has its limitations Like the elastic on his nappy
9.
Girther 01:36
GIRTHER Now there's a doctor - the best in the land His name is Ronny Jackson He says I have incredible genes It's true - they make me look real slim I'm in great shape, svelte, not round And only 239lbs I'm bigger than Obama, And stronger than Arnie too Girther, cowson, girther Gertcha! I'm the tallest and I'm really thin Gertcha! When that porn star said I couldn't get it in Gertcha! That was fake news, I'm the greatest shag Gertcha! I'm healthier than popeye and twice as mad Gertcha! Girther, cowson, gertcha! Bar stool preaching That's the name of my game!
10.
Guns In A Classroom You may find yourself wielding a shotgun mop If you find yourself in a school where the jannie's armed You may find yourself behind a dinner lady with a semi-automatic You may find yourself in a beautiful class with a beautiful rifle You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here? Letting the NRA, keep dictating the gun laws Letting the NRA, keep donating to the boss Into the black again, then when the money's gone Guns in a classroom, bullets flowing all around You may ask yourself, how do I work this? You may ask yourself, why've I got this large semi-automatic? You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful class You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful rifle Letting the NRA, keep dictating the gun laws Letting the NRA, keep donating to the boss Into the black again, then when the money's gone Loading the magazine, bullets flowing all around Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
11.
Stormy 01:35
Stormy Tell me I look like your daughter, spank me on the arse With a mag with your face on it, but look out for sharks I won't play the theme from Jaws If you tighten your gun laws Stormy there's a lawyer Who told me to leave Trump alone Stormy, I might have A picture of your cock on my phone Call me Sue me for 20 million dollars for breaking our deal And I will show you pictures of a shark eating a seal I'll make the whole world sick at the same time When your tadger goes online
12.
Hannity! 01:49
Hannity Here I lie, as a host in a state of denial Held in time, in a shower of shit and bile For Fox sake, I don't know if I can make it I really should be holding you, Trump, holding you, Trump Loving you, loving you... Hannity! When your lawyer's the president's personal Attorney When Cohen cries and you don't know why It's hard to see With no-one to love you, not even Stormy Hannity! When you lose control and you got no soul It's tragedy When the FBI are on to your guy It's hard to bear With no-one beside you, you're goin' nowhere
13.
New Korea Opportunities Everybody's happy in Korea Time to celebrate with a beer Jong-un, Jae-in, get the drinks in But will it be Tennents or Brew Dog Huzzah for the peasants or Jacob Rees Mogg? New Korea opportunities - time to flog They've already got an appetite for dog But Tennents really hits the spot Korea opportunities - just drink both ya snobs Korea, Korea, Korea Tennenents lager or Brew Dog North Korea, South Korea I've got my beer in the sideboard here Tennents or Brew Dog my dear? No need to go nuclear
14.
Good Day At The White House I can hardly remember that day in November When I swamped the drain And since my inauguration I've fired half the nation And half my brain Yates, Flynn, Walsh, Bharara, Comey, Dubke, Shaub, Corralo Have all fallen by the way And then Spicer, Short and Priebus Were all forced to leave us and walk away What a good day at the White House At least Melania's still there And I think my son is stayin' Funny I don't even care As Scaramucci walks away It is time to call in Mickey Mouse At least Vladimir will pay It's been a good day for the White House
15.
Bigmouth Tweets Again Donald, Donald I wasnae joking When I said I'd like to Rub a balloon on your head Donald, Donald I wasnae joking You are scum, by rights we should Cut off your tiny thumbs And now I know how Kim Jong Un felt Now I know how Kim Jong Un felt As the rockets fly in an Asian sky And the Sea of Japan started to melt Bigmouth, bigmouth Bigmouth tweets again And you've got no right to take your place With the human race And now I know how Kim Jong Un felt Now I know how Kim Jong Un felt As the rockets fly in an Asian sky And the Sea of Japan started to melt Bigmouth, bigmouth Bigmouth tweets again And you've got no right to take your place With the human race
16.
17.
On Pennsylvania Avenue I never thought I'd need to read a book Need to read a book But this one's called an atlas and It's got pictures of sky and sand So I looked up Iran And Iran is so far away I won't let them come out to play I'm gonna run away A cloud appears that is my hair A beam of light comes shining down on me Shining down on me The cloud is moving nearer still Aurora Borealis through the looking glass Through the looking glass And Iran is so far away I won't let them come out to play I'm gonna run away
18.
Jerusalem 02:08
Jerusalem And did those hands, those tiny hands Touch upon England's Mrs May? And will the holy Lamb of Trump Make England's pleasant pastures pay? And did the Countenance Divine Shine forth upon those clouded hills? And was Jerusalem built there Among these dark Satanic mills? Bring me my stash of burning gold: Bring me my lawyers of desire: Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold! Bring me my fury and my fire. Last month I also took an action Endorsed unanimously by the US senate I recognised Jerusalem As the capital of Israel
19.
MISTRA PRESIDENT He's a man with a klan Chapati tae yer heid ya bam He's Mistra President He's a fud, a fandan He's the cheesy wotsit Hitler man He's Mistra President You can piss on his bed Or shit in his laundry basket instead He's Mistra Pissident Must be seen Making plans He's the dumbest one with the smallest hands He's Mistra President Surely he cannot last two terms One day he will be food for worms But when they feast on his remains They'll be hard pushed to find his brains oh oh Any place He will play His only concern is how much you'll pay He's Mistra President If he shakes On a bet He's the kind of dude that won't pay his debt He's Mistra President When you say that he's living wrong He'll tell you he knows he's livin' right And you'd be a stronger man if you took Mistra President's advice oh oh He's a man with a ban Got a crush on his daughter and a tan He's Mistra President What a jerk Please beware Of a man that just don't give a care no He's Mistra President (Look out he's coming) He's a fright Woven hairs He's even scared of walking downstairs He's Mistra President Theresa May led the way Cos you can't even take baby steps - fucksake He's Mistra President Playin' hard Talkin' fast Makin' sure that he will be the last He's Mistra President Makes a deal With a frown Somewhere a circus is missing a clown He's Mistra President If we had less of him Don't you know we'd have a better land He's Mistra President So give a hand to the man Because he needs an extension He's Mistra President
20.
Hair Tonic 01:37
Hair Tonic Uh huh, look at that sheen So lustrous,so clean Maybe it's Maybelline So clean, so clean Uh huh, does he use creams? It gleams, it gleams Oh, Trump's hair is beautiful Oh, what's his secret? Maybe it's Maybelline, Hair tonic
21.

credits

released May 14, 2018

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Various Artists Scotland, UK

contact / help

Contact Various Artists

Streaming and
Download help

Report this album or account

If you like Various Artists, you may also like: