Now there's a doctor - the best in the land
His name is Ronny Jackson
He says I have incredible genes
It's true - they make me look real slim
I'm in great shape, svelte, not round
And only 239lbs
I'm bigger than Obama,
And stronger than Arnie too
Girther, cowson, girther
I'm the tallest and I'm really thin
When that porn star said I couldn't get it in
That was fake news, I'm the greatest shag
I'm healthier than popeye and twice as mad
Girther, cowson, gertcha!
Bar stool preaching
That's the name of my game!