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21st Century Christmas
01:46
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One year it's on
Next year it's off
Should you be mixing socially because you've got a cough
It's a 21st Century Christmas
Isolation
No more snow
Sprouts and turkey on my own
Oh oh oh
21st Century Christmas
21st Century Christmas
Rules and regulations
Say who you can see
Ditch those celebrations
With friends and family
21st Century Christmas
21st Century Christmas
Friends say it's cool
Friends say it's fine
Is it an office party if it's cheese and wine?
It's a 21st Century Christmas
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Keep on filling my Christmas stocking
With love and joy and cheer
Keep on filling my Christmas stocking
Al throughout the year
Keep on filling my Christmas stocking
Keep on drinking beer
Christmas is a time when people like to sell
All kinds of dreadful tat
And Christmas songs as well
Keep on filling my Christmas stocking
And creating merry hell
Why should December be the only month
When you're granted licence to get absolutely munted
Keep on filling my Christmas stocking
Keep on drinking beer
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Confusing Christmas Time
01:16
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All the pubs are open but you can't go in
Well, you can go in
But DON'T go in
All the pubs are open but you can't go in
Well, you can, but don't, but do
Oh what's the point
Simply having a confusing Christmas time
I'll just stay at home and pull my own wishbone
My own wishbone
My own wishbone
I'll just stay at home and pull my own wishbone
My own wishbone
My own wishbone
Simply having a confusing Christmas time
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Runaway Edinbelly Boys
01:01
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Edinburgh’s been sold to a cash cow
They can do whatever the hell they like now
They’re called Underbelly and they stink like shit
They’ll dig up your garden
And charge you for it
Who can you turn to?
What can you say?
Edinburgh council
No hogmanay
It’s no go
To their shitshow
They can’t act wild
And treat you like a child
Runaway boys
Edinbelly boys
Runaway boys
Edinbelly boys
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Let It Reindeer
01:39
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Let it reindeer
Let it reindeer
Let it reindeer
Prance and dance in your Christmas pants
Let it reindeer
Donna and Blitzen, they'll be mixin'
With Rudolf and Vixen
Yule always find them in the kitchen
At Christmas parties just bitching
Prance and dance in your Christmas pants
Let it reindeer
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Rock it to me, sock it to me
Mocha, chocalot it to me
Rockabilly Reckless Christmas
Rockabilly carefully if you really must
But rockabilly reckless at Christmas
Reckless
Rock it to me, sock it to me
Mocha, chocalot it to me
Rockabilly Reckless Christmas
Rocka Recklessly
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