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Christmas Broccoli
01:52
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Christmas broccoli, Christmas broccoli
That is cauliflower
Christmas broccoli, Christmas broccoli
Vegetable power
Fluffy and white like Santa's beard
And it tastes 'Just right!'
Perfect for your christmas dinner
Save a piece for Santa tonight
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus...
Mmmmm...Christmas broccoli, Christmas broccoli
Turkey, roast potatoes, stuffing and peas
But don't forget your Christmas broccoli
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Holly Willoughby
02:15
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The Holly and the Willoughby in 2023
Made a wobbly apology, are you OK?
Wibble willie wally hollow wallow bully yellow belly lee
Willow welly lily lolly hillybilly bible bee
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Mana mana
Mana mana
Mana mana
Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the Feast of Stephen
When the snow lay round about
Deep and crisp and even
Brightly shone the moon that night
Though the frost was cruel
When a poor man came in sight
Gathering winter fuel
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If you want stuffing
I'll tell you this for nothing
Get to Tesco's
Cos anything goes
With the possible presence of moths
With butterflies in your stomach
Taste the lice in their Tunnocks
Jack Russell sprouts
Chocolate mouse
And the possible presence of moths
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Shaggy Sting
02:02
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Michelle And Albert
01:02
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Michelle Mone and Albert Einstein
Shared a flat in Glasgow Cross
He taught her his special theory
She bought bras and pants and yachts
Then the rona came to stay
PPE = Much Cash squared
Now she says it wisnae me
Who does she think she is - Shaggy?
Hark the scanties angel sings
Blame Sunak for everything
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Oi Joy
01:45
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Nicola Sturgeon stole my skiing holiday
From underneath my nose and silver spoon
Now Humza wants to keep
My extra earnings, what a creep
He thinks I should just give up
To feed the bloody meek
Let me tell you now
Nicola Sturgeon stole my skiing holiday
If Humza wants to tax me even more
Everybody in Scotland
Will emigrate to Engurland
Sinking boats and pissing on the poor
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What Fresh Hell Is This?
02:01
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In a blissful sepulchre a trois
Ian Murray, Keir and Thatcher
Ding dong merrily huzzah
Donner, Blitzen and Prancer
Gloria
Whose patter is the shite-est?
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Wee Free Kate
00:47
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Wee Free Kate of Skye, Lochaber
Tried this year to beat Humza
She never made it
God forbade it
Now she's a fallen star
O star, no wonder she did fall
She turned out not too nice at all
Rightward leaning, quite revealing
Bigotry in plain sight
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God Rest Ye Newsnight, Brian Cox has got something to say
He wishes you a fond farewell in his own special way
Here's Kirsty Wark to introduce his parting shot
Take it away
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