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Irrational Anthem
03:13
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We're not a racist family
No siree siree siree
We're not a racist family
Check out our whiter than white history
Everyone can see that we'e normal
As we rule your lives
And we're not racist, no, we're just formal
We're not parasites
All of the people around us they say
Can they be inbred?
Just let me state for the record
Some of my best subjects are black
We're not a racist family
No siree siree siree
We're not a racist family
Get back down on your knees
We're not a racist family, hey hey,yeah
No siree siree siree, woah, oh, oh, oh
We're not a racist family, na, na, oh, yeah
Get up and salute the queen
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You keep sayin' they've got nothin' on me
Cos the mainstream press have got your back
You've been a'messin' where you shouldn't 've been a'messin'
And now someone else is getting all the flak
This prince was made for noncin'
And all his noncing pals
One of these days these boots are gonna kick you up The Mall
You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin'
You can't lose, you were born to win
Meanwhile your close family stick the boot in
Judging by the colour of a baby's skin
This prince was made for noncin'
And all his noncing pals
One of these days these boots are gonna kick you up The Mall
You keep rulin' when you shouldn't be rulin'
And you keep thinkin' that you'll never get burnt (ha)
I just found me a brand new box of matches (yeah)
And now I reckon it is time to learn
This prince was made for noncin'
And all his noncing pals
One of these days these boots are gonna kick you up The Mall
Are you ready, boots? Start kickin'
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4. |
Charlie Is A Dalek
01:57
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Charlie is a dalek
A dalek, a dalek
Charlie is a dalek
But he's still not bloody king!
Mummy is still in charge
In charge, in charge
Mummy is still in charge
In charge of everything
Charlie wants the power
Charlie wants the bling
Charlie wants The Three Degrees
To sing, sing, sing!
'When will we see you on the throne?'
'As soon as I get rid of this old crone.
Maybe I could kill her,
Or lock her in the tower.
I will do anything
To grab a bit of power.'
'Aaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaa!'
'My ears! My ears! My poor bleeding ears!'
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I’ve been around for such a long time now
I still remember overthrowing Chairman Mao
And it was my idea to build Stonehenge
I invented sausages and common sense
So I don’t care what you think you have seen
I have met King Kong, I’ve never met the Queen
I don’t know Prince Andrew
And all those pictures are photoshopped too
I get a feeling when I look your way
You guys do not believe a single word I say
I would tell my mum if she was here
That you are being mean and you won’t let me play
So I don’t care what you think you have seen
I have met King Kong, I’ve never met the Queen
I don’t know Prince Andrew
And all those pictures are photoshopped too
Why should it matter to you if there’s loads of evidence
I’m not scared of impeachment and I’m not scared of Mike Pence
I’m a baby!
Somebody take this diaper off of me
I am so full of shit that I cannot pee
I’m gonna blow so just get out my way
It’s gonna hit the fan, the walls and the UK
And I don’t care what you think you have seen
I have met King Kong, I’ve never met the Queen
I don’t know Prince Andrew
And all those pictures are photoshopped too
No I don’t care what you think you have seen
I have met King Kong, I’ve never met the Queen
I don’t know Prince Andrew
And all those pictures are photoshopped too
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They seek him here
They seek him there
From Buckingham Palace
To Leicester Square
Everyday he goosesteps round the gardens of Buck House
Cos he's a dedicated follower of fascism
Oh yes he is, oh yes he is
His granny thinks his swastikas are charming
His daddy thinks it's all a bit too much
But such a hoot
Yes he's a dedicated follower of fascism
Oh yes he is, oh yes he is
He went into the army to get tougher
But he can't help being smarmy
He's a tonic for the troops
Yes he's a dedicated follower of fascism
He made a film to show his gran
About his friend from Pakistan
Oh, he's such a wag, he
Called his friend a nickname
He's a dedicated follower of fascism
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7. |
The Nonce Watching Golf
01:30
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Day after day
Public money is paid out to parasites called royalty
And one prince isn’t sweating
He can see that we’re all just fools
And he never gives an answer
But the nonce watching golf
Pockets 16K
To watch men hitting balls
And the taxpayers pay
His brother too
Flys around the UK
Taking the piss, no matter what anyone says
And he never listens to them
He knows that they’re the fools
They don’t like him
The nonce watching golf
Doesn’t want us to see
And the rest of the crew
Plead poverty
Oh oh oh oh
Fuck em all
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8. |
Monarchy Mash
02:37
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Well I was walking down Pall Mall the other night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
I thought it was one of the undead
But it was Mohammed Al Fayed
He said, 'Oi you!'
I said, 'Who, me?'
He said, 'I am not zombie,
Come with me and you will see The real Royal Family.'
So he took me by the arm, which I thought was rather gallus
And we climbed over the fence at Buckingham Place
And we stared through the windows for a very long time
Then we saw Prince Philip Frankenstein
He was stalking the corridors shouting, 'Girls' and 'Feck'
He had two big bolts sticking out his neck
He shouts, he swears, he burps, he farts, he
Goosesteps like a fucking nazi
Then Prince Harry, he bashes him
He's a dedicated follower of facsism
He's got a flag and a Kate Moss sticker
And an armband with a swastika
Along comes Queen Bess looking quite spectacular
Dripping blood like Countess Dracula
With all her corgis in single file
Being fed to the royal crocodiles
Looks like they're the monstrous fourth Reich
We should've listened to David Icke
Although he said they were all lizards
Or was that Eddie Izzard?
It's the Monarchy Mash
They caused that crash
Al Fayed thinks they're aw fash
ists
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9. |
This Royal House
00:57
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This royal house wants doing over
This royal house wants demolishing
This royal house is home and comfort
To old queens and pretend kings
This royal house has run its course now
This royal house is taking the piss
Sending their creepy kids on trains
To further spread the virus
We don’t need this house no longer
We don’t need this house no more
They’re all non essential workers
Flouting riches to the poor
Ain’t got time to be obsequious
To Brenda, Will or Kate
We don’t need this house no longer
So get ready to meet your fate
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10. |
Couldnae Gie A Fuck
01:17
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Will I Am, Will I Am, Will I Am, Will I Am, Will I Am
Middleton, Middleton, Middleton, Middleton
Couldnae Gie A Fuck
Couldnae Gie A Fuck
Couldnae Gie A Fuck
Couldnae Gie A Fuck
Naw!
Ya baldy prick
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Greek And 99
01:02
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I was tweeting when I saw this
Forgive me if it goes astray
But when I saw the overreaction
Could have sworn it was judgment day
Sky went all purple
Music went off the air
A distraction from destruction
Most people don't even care
Two thousand zero twenty one over oops out of time
Tonight he has departy he was Greek and 99*
*chorus by @RobinFlavell
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Braemar
02:31
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The last time I was in Braemar it wisnae freezing
We were driving along a single track road
When a jeep came along, we saw the queen was driving
So we pulled into a passing place like you are supposed to
Now when most people pass you in a passing place they are waving
But not the queen, she just grimly motored on, not even a tip of the hat
I mean, her only job on this planet is waving
But she didn't even have the courtesy to do that
So the next time you're in Braemar and you see her
Don't give way but wait for her to pull in
Although I get the feeling she'd knock you off the road with her bumper
She can do what she wants, be it Braemar or Killin
It's funny cos the time I saw her before that she was with Willie Hamilton
Look it up
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I am so down to earth that I’m
Washing me own chandeliers
Da, da, da, da, da,
I am smoking a fag
And I’m having a couple of beers
It is not so easy
Being the Queen’s sister
Bathing in working class tears
So I am rolling up me marigolds
Washing me own chandeliers
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14. |
Monarchy Medley
03:13
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They're goofy and they're wealthy
They're inbred - that's not healthy
Thy're lizard like and stealthy
The Royal Family
They seek him here
(here, here, here, here)
They seek him there
(there, there, there, there)
From Buckingham Palace to Leicester Square
He's ginger and he's popular
He likes to wear a swastika
He's a dedicated follower of fascism
Oh, Prince Andrew, Duke Of York
He had ten thousand men
But that was just a rumour
Started by Sarah Ferguson
Charlie is a dalek
A dalek, a dalek
Charlie is a dalek
And he likes to talk to plants
But he's no Prince Charming
Prince Charming, Prince Charming
No he's not Prince Charming
That was Adam and the Ants
Ooh, Prince Philip
He likes to mock the weak
He's a bigot and an arsehole
And he's Greek
Walk like a man, Princess Anne
She looks like a horse
And she hated Diana
The people's princess
Diana
Hounded by the press
You won't find a nipple in the Daily Express
But you'll find pictures of Diana still
In various stages of undress
It's close to midnight
And who is this that's knocking on the door?
It gave me such a fright
I've never seen a face like that before
I heard her neigh
She is such a scary human being
I saw her mane
She wants to be our future queen
It's so obscene
Camilla!
Camilla ice
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