Kirona Vi Rus

by Various Artists

supported by
/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

      name your price

     

1.
I wash my hands following government guidelines Singing God Save The Queen 54 times I miss out 'Rebellious Scots to crush' I can't find anti-bacterial handcream in Lush Oh I'm a complete disgrace And when I put my glasses on, I touch my face Ooh, I can't do it any other way Oh no, oh no, oh no Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Coronavirus girl Don't wanna get close achoo
2.
Is this like flu? Because people die of the flu And this is very unu...sual I'm not sure what to do, Is this like flu? Is this like flu? Do I have to self-isolate? Can my face mask be orange? Great! That would be really cool Is this like flu? Is this like flu? It's a little bit different But it's easier too And in some ways it's a little bit tougher I'm lost Is this like flu?
3.
I saw Mommy nicking sanitisers From the shelves in Boots on the high street She didn't see me creep Up the aisle to have a peep She thought I was in WH Smith Buying some sweets Then I saw mommy sell hand sanitisers On eBay at an extortionate price Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Matt Hancock had seen Mommy exploiting a crisis for her own gain
4.
Stranded at the Gas Station of Love using the self-service pump. - @Head4Heights His genitals will never know the touch of love. - @Writerer I crashed my computer just the other day It was due to a bug - coronavirus they say I was stranded in a pun about a beer at the time Trying to fit in a reference to a lemon or a lime Of course everyone had done that joke well before me The difference is the Daily Reckless has to sing it, you see? But how was I to know that the next photo I'd spy Was a boy with a tattoo of Boris Johnson on his thigh Meanwhile, back on the web Baby, baby, what's that guff? Your genitals will never know the touch of love He's stranded at the gas station of love Using the self-service pump Oh bleeurgh! Oh bleeurgh! Meanwhile, back in the real world The media were saying we're all going to hell People were panic buying bog rolls and hand gel When I woke up and my head started to clear I had a strange feeling I was getting the fear I thought about a face mask cos that's what we've been told But what I really needed was some pins or a blindfold My eyes, my eyes were burning as I strained to see That's when I found out that tattoo was haunting me Good god, get me outta here! Baby, baby, what's that guff? Your genitals will never know the touch of love He's stranded at the gas station of love Using the self-service pump Oh bleeurgh! Oh bleeurgh! Oh bleeurgh!
5.
Coronavirus 01:34
Coronavirus, virus, I'm gonna give you fever Coronavirus, virus, I'm gonna give a you Shaking, a cough and shortage of breath too eh Coronavirus, virus, a come on Coronavirus, virus, a come on Coronavirus, virus, I'm gonna give a you Fits and shakes and aches and death eh Coronavirus, virus, a come on Coronavirus, virus, a come on Come on a my house, my house, I'm self-isolating baby Come on a my house, my house, let's shake together baby It's so catchy - spread it around
6.
Achoo 02:16
Who knows what the wind's gonna bring when the invalids sing La La's with a powerful sting that'd stop any opera or any Bing Sing, spread the news across the land: All winners will be also-rans Achoo--One size fits everyone Achoo--One breath, the deed's been done Grey hair and a dash and a flair give your doctor an air I'm hurt, but the choice you made is an obvious one for a girl who needs care I do hope that he makes you well Say, is there any cure for Hell? Achoo--One size fits everyone Achoo--One breath, the deed's been done Sing, Ile de France and everywhere You can't ignore that sort of air Achoo--One size fits everyone Achoo--One breath, the deed's been done So, open wide, open wide and say, open wide and say goodbye, you'll be OK Achoo--It's gonna whisk you away Achoo--It's gonna make you OK

credits

released March 7, 2020

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Various Artists Scotland, UK

contact / help

Contact Various Artists

Streaming and
Download help

Report this album or account

If you like Various Artists, you may also like: