I was in the best of health
Thirsting for a beer
She exhibited incredible stealth
In fact I didn’t see her
At first, and then she leapt out of the shadows
From behind the crates of Bollinger at Haddows
She said Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiya
I said Hello
She said Eeeeeeee
I said O
This went on for hours
I was enraptured by her powers
How could I resist her?
My beautiful ninja.
Dressed from head to toe in black
At first I thought she was from Iraq
Flip out
Someone said is that Kung Fu?
I said, ‘Naw, she’s only had a pint or two.’
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