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Top Cunts

by Various Artists

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1.
Cuntocracy 00:50
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Cuntocracy in charge of me and you If you can schmooze, you’ll never lose You’ll get a contract too Cuntocracy in charge of me and you Cuntocracy, breaking codes and law In La La land there’s a one-man band And he is called Bawjaws Cuntocracy, they’re ahead in all the polls
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Boris Is A Lying Cunt 03:18
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The 31st of October That’s when it will be all over, yes it will That’ll be the day the UK dies I am Boris Johnson’s son Never heard nothin’ but bad things about him Mother I’m depending on you to tell me the truth Mother just hung her head and said, son Boris is a lying cunt And so’s his running partner Jeremy Hunt But when he lies, it’s just a publicity stunt Boris is a lying cunt And so’s his running partner Jeremy Hunt But when he lies, the press say it’s a bit of fun Hey Mother! Is it true what they say that Boris never worked a day in his life And Mother, some bad talk goin’ round town sayin’ that Boris had three outside children And another wife, and that ain’t right Heard some talk Boris doing some storefront preachin’ Talking about saving souls and all the time leechin’ Dealing in dirt, and stealing in the name of the Lords Mother just hung her head and said Boris is a lying cunt And so’s his running partner Jeremy Hunt But when he lies, it’s just a publicity stunt Boris is a lying cunt And so’s his running partner Jeremy Hunt But when he lies, the press say it’s a bit of fun Hey Mother I heard Boris called blacks piccaninnies Said they had watermelon smiles and then he Said homosexuals were bumboys And Muslim women pillar boxes Folks say Boris never was much on thinking Spent most of his time chasing women and drinking Mother I’m depending on you to tell me the truth Mother looked up with a tear in her eye and said, son
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Priti - Fey Cunt 02:08
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There’s no point in basking On the Golan Heights Or sunbathing while wearing tights Oh fancy bumping into you Benjamin Netanyahu Priti Patel Situation Vacant Priti Patel Situation Vacant Don’t ask us to fund The Israeli army Just don’t Patel, it’s not pretty You believe your own delusions to further your career You can stuff your cheap comments And move to North Korea What you like?! Priti Patel Situation Vacant Priti Patel Situation Vacant Oh what a pity Priti, Priti And now You don’t care Priti, Priti – fey cunt Priti, Priti – fey cunt Priti, Priti – fey cunt Priti, Priti – fey cunt We don’t care
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Jacob Rees Cunt 01:32
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Cuntissentially Cuntish 02:20
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Ooh baby life’s just chaotic The prime minister is robotic It’s cuntissentially idiotic Dumb, desperate and despotic Together whatever we recall now Cuntissentially means fuck all now Whatever mystery life’s about There’s no doubt we’ll never work it out Cause you’re mad and I’m nuts And everybody hates someone’s guts Too much bullshit and pish It’s cuntissentially cuntish Ooh baby so many haters Cuntissentially masturbators Caps lock warriors, tiny cock kings Jerking off to Katie Hopkins There’s a poisonous mouth organ Goes by the name of Piers Morgan All the courage of a tiny mouse Cowering on a TV couch Cause you’re mad and I’m nuts And everybody hates someone’s guts Too much bullshit and pish It’s cuntissentially cuntish Cuntish Cuntish Cuntish!
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Send In The Cunts 00:52
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The Conservative And Unionist Negotiating Team Are all over this Send in the CUNTS Useless at Brexit
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Trump Is A Cunt 01:19
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From the left to the right From the back to the front Everybody sing Trump is a cunt They say it’s just swearing That’s not big or clever I say whatever I’m no Noam Chomski I’m the singer of a song And no matter how you put it You just know that cunt is wrong
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Cunteryfile 01:08
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Neil and Nigel sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G Talking bout nazis and slavery Scintillating commentary For Cunteryfile on BBC Oliver and Farage sitting in a tree Making up their own history Neil says to Nigel what do you see? Now that you’ve left LBC Nigel says I’ll be back on the BBC Fash fash C-U-N-T-E-R-Y
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Cunt Of The Century 03:14
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10.
Manic Cuntday 01:26
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released July 31, 2021

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