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Theme
01:17
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It's time to face the music
It's time to lie and lie
It's time to meet the muppets on the Tory bench tonight
It's time to put on make up
It's time to speak more shite
It's time to be uncertain on the Tory bench tonight
Why do they always come here
Why do the people vote them in
It's like a torture
Where you can't get your coat
It's time to start the satire
It's time to parody
But now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the least sensational, inspirational, celebrational, unoriginal
This is what we call an EP - go!
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It's Not Easy Being PM
02:25
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It's not easy being PM
Having to remember how many kids I've got -seven!
And I think it could be nicer
Just lying on a yacht
Or lying anywhere really
I'm really good at that
It's not easy being PM
It seems you have to have some plan or strategy
And people tend to piss you off
'Cause you're not handing out free dosh
Or talking about equality or tosh like that
But here is the thing
I want to appear Churchillian
Or important like the leader of a country
It's not all it's cracked up to be
And it makes you wonder why
But, why wonder, why wonder?
I'm loaded and it'll be fine
And you lot can spaff off
Bye bye
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Boris Beaker
01:27
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Halfway down the steps is a step where I sit
There isn’t any other step quite like it
I’m not at the bottom, I’m not at the top
So this is the step where I always stop
Halfway up the steps isn’t up and isn’t down
Everybody thinks Ruth Davidson is still head clown
They put her on the Tory leaflets and don’t mention me
I’m in an existential crisis, don’t look at me
Halfway down the steps is a step where I sit
There isn’t any other step quite like it
And all sorts of funny thoughts run round my head
I’m not really anywhere, I’m somewhere else instead
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