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Mick Lynch
02:50
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Mick Lynch
Mick Lynch of the RMT
Mick Lynch
He’s killing it on TV
Kay Burley, Richard Madeley, Tory ministers
Mick Lynch
Taking on the the lot and taking no prisoners
Ooooh oooh Mick Lynch
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Big Jet TV
01:21
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Tractor Porn
01:03
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I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
Fnarr fnarr
I made a film of it and it turned out alright
But some guy in the house of commons watched it online
And now he’s only went and gone and resigned
Oh, I’ve got a brand new side-line industry making tractor porn
I am spreading muck everywhere
Even on your lawn
Neil Parish was a subscriber, but now he’s gorn
Oh, I’ve got a brand new side-line industry making tractor porn
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Michael Fabricant
01:22
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Who can wear a toupee (who can wear a toupee)
On top of their head (on top of their head)
Cover it with wotsits and a dollop of glue?
Fabricant (Fabricant)
Michael Fabricant (Michael Fabricant)
Michael Fabricant says that people just spill out
To make themselves feel good (make themselves feel good)
They’re spilling out ,so you’d better get this party started
Spilling out of offices to get this party started
Shite spilling out of all of their orifices
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5. |
Walk Like A Binman
00:58
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33 years ago
Over a few cans of Kestrel
At Invergowrie Services
I said to the Bangles
Swap Binman for Egyptian
And you’ve got a hit
The rest is history
Susanna Hoffs said I can’t remember
But I’ll take your word
Walk like a binman
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What A Cunt
00:39
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Sniff On
01:24
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Let’s draw a line and snort it up our noses
Chop, chop, move on let’s feed our psychosis
Let’s celebrate and have another party
Forget wine time, now it’s time for Charlie
Sniff. sniffy, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff
Sniff, sniffy, sniff, sniff, sniff
Charlie is my darling, my dah
I’m as high as Rees Mogg’s Penny Farthing
Toot, toot, toot
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The morning sun touched lightly on
The brains of Nadine Dorries
In an empty dusty cavern
Of an empty unused mind
As she snarled like a numptie
Dreaming of the big dog’s favours
‘Till the world turned to red
And the room went spinning round
At the age of thirty-seven
She realised she’d never
Ride through Whitehall in a sports car
With the warm wind in her hair
So she let her brain cells shrivel
And continued to drivel
Little nursery rhymes she’d memorised
From Tory head office
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10. |
I Don't Really Know
01:24
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11. |
I Thought I Were Great
01:50
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12. |
The Age Of Absurdity
01:33
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Zuckerberg and Bezos in the house
And Elon Musk aligned with Mars
All the weird rich guys are in control
And everyone up their own arse
This is the dawning of the age of absurdity
The age of Absurdity
Absurdity
Absurdity
Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust all drowning
Only falsehoods and delusions
Are allowed in this confusion
Dipstick crystal meth revelation
For the mind’s true liberation
Absurdity
Absurdity
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13. |
Shelf Life
02:42
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Wish The Economist would leave me alone -yeah
They’re always calling on my telephone
When I pick it up they say Liz Truss
Is already a historical figure – yus
However long she now lasts in office
She is set to be remembered as the
Prime minister whose grip on power was
The shortest in British political history
She entered Downing Street on September 6th
She blew up her own government with
A package of unfunded tax cuts
And energy price guarantees
Take away the ten days of mourning
After the death of the queen and she
Had seven days in control
That’s the shelf life of a lettuce. Rock n roll!
Shelf life (of a lettuce)
Shelf life (of a lettuce)
Shelf life (of a lettuce)
What a Life
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14. |
I Detest The Tories
01:18
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Laura Kuenssberg gettin lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Watching her work is quite scary
It’s not very sensible either
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Comedy
01:50
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Here I lie, in a lost and lonely part of town
Held in time, in a world of tears I slowly drown
I took control but I just can’t make it all alone
I really should be holding you, needing you
Loving you, tweeting you
Comedy
Is legal as long as you don’t do
Parody
Or try to take the piss out of me
My skin is so thin it’s translucent you see
Comedy
When you lose control and you got no soul
It’s tragedy
When you ban free speech but you love free speech
It’s hard to see
Cor baby that’s really free
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Nicholas Witchell
02:19
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He cowers in London
Nicholas Witchell
Royalty watcher, sycophant
Kowtowing in London
Nicholas Witchell
Ingratiating and creepy as hell
He’ll even defend Prince Andrew, what’s that all about?
Gawd ‘elp us when the Queen checks out, he’ll be distraught
The epitome of the forelock tugging press who bow, bow, bow, bow, bow
Even old Prince Charlie Farley cannot stand him
(“I can’t bear that man. I mean, he’s so awful, he really is”)
And he’s seen their greed increasing
And he’s seen their black hearts craving
And he’s seen their blue blood searing
Cold as dead body chalk lines on the paving
Cower in London
La la Landinium
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18. |
Andrea Jenkyns
01:08
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Education minister
Show us yer middle finger
Give us a sign please, Andrea Jenkyns
You just intoxicate us
By showing how much you hate us
How could we not love you, Andrea Jenkyns
Andrea Jenkyns, gee you’re class
Shove yer finger up yer arse
Well at least we know you can count to one
Now that you’ve learned your ABCs
You could have just flicked the Vs
We’d appreciate the gesture
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Bring back Krishnan Guru-Murthy
I need him back on my TV
He was only speaking the truth
Come on Channel 4 News
Bring back Krishnan
Krishnan Guru-Murthy
He never turned his mic off
He has suffered enough
Saying it as it is
He even interviewed Mark E Smith
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Fiona Bruce
00:47
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Sunday Monday normal days
Tuesday Wednesday – some more days
But on Thursday she can say
Wahey hey, what a day
Have I got a show for you
Fiona Bruce on Question Time
She’s shutting down
Any argument for independence
Oooh, matron
Hello gammon, good day sir
Your point is valid, I concur
Here’s some stroppy Scottish man
I’ll interrupt him soon as I can
Fiona Bruce on Question Time
She’s shutting down
Any argument for independence
Oooh, matron
Fiona Bruce
There we are
Ah! So there we are
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