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The Best Of The Daily Reckless 2022 - Vol​.​1

by Various Artists

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Mick Lynch 02:50
Mick Lynch Mick Lynch of the RMT Mick Lynch He’s killing it on TV Kay Burley, Richard Madeley, Tory ministers Mick Lynch Taking on the the lot and taking no prisoners Ooooh oooh Mick Lynch
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Big Jet TV 01:21
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Tractor Porn 01:03
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night Fnarr fnarr I made a film of it and it turned out alright But some guy in the house of commons watched it online And now he’s only went and gone and resigned Oh, I’ve got a brand new side-line industry making tractor porn I am spreading muck everywhere Even on your lawn Neil Parish was a subscriber, but now he’s gorn Oh, I’ve got a brand new side-line industry making tractor porn
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Who can wear a toupee (who can wear a toupee) On top of their head (on top of their head) Cover it with wotsits and a dollop of glue? Fabricant (Fabricant) Michael Fabricant (Michael Fabricant) Michael Fabricant says that people just spill out To make themselves feel good (make themselves feel good) They’re spilling out ,so you’d better get this party started Spilling out of offices to get this party started Shite spilling out of all of their orifices
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33 years ago Over a few cans of Kestrel At Invergowrie Services I said to the Bangles Swap Binman for Egyptian And you’ve got a hit The rest is history Susanna Hoffs said I can’t remember But I’ll take your word Walk like a binman
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What A Cunt 00:39
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Sniff On 01:24
Let’s draw a line and snort it up our noses Chop, chop, move on let’s feed our psychosis Let’s celebrate and have another party Forget wine time, now it’s time for Charlie Sniff. sniffy, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff Sniff, sniffy, sniff, sniff, sniff Charlie is my darling, my dah I’m as high as Rees Mogg’s Penny Farthing Toot, toot, toot
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The morning sun touched lightly on The brains of Nadine Dorries In an empty dusty cavern Of an empty unused mind As she snarled like a numptie Dreaming of the big dog’s favours ‘Till the world turned to red And the room went spinning round At the age of thirty-seven She realised she’d never Ride through Whitehall in a sports car With the warm wind in her hair So she let her brain cells shrivel And continued to drivel Little nursery rhymes she’d memorised From Tory head office
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Zuckerberg and Bezos in the house And Elon Musk aligned with Mars All the weird rich guys are in control And everyone up their own arse This is the dawning of the age of absurdity The age of Absurdity Absurdity Absurdity Harmony and understanding Sympathy and trust all drowning Only falsehoods and delusions Are allowed in this confusion Dipstick crystal meth revelation For the mind’s true liberation Absurdity Absurdity
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Shelf Life 02:42
Wish The Economist would leave me alone -yeah They’re always calling on my telephone When I pick it up they say Liz Truss Is already a historical figure – yus However long she now lasts in office She is set to be remembered as the Prime minister whose grip on power was The shortest in British political history She entered Downing Street on September 6th She blew up her own government with A package of unfunded tax cuts And energy price guarantees Take away the ten days of mourning After the death of the queen and she Had seven days in control That’s the shelf life of a lettuce. Rock n roll! Shelf life (of a lettuce) Shelf life (of a lettuce) Shelf life (of a lettuce) What a Life
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Laura Kuenssberg gettin lairy Is not very pretty I tell thee Watching her work is quite scary It’s not very sensible either
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Comedy 01:50
Here I lie, in a lost and lonely part of town Held in time, in a world of tears I slowly drown I took control but I just can’t make it all alone I really should be holding you, needing you Loving you, tweeting you Comedy Is legal as long as you don’t do Parody Or try to take the piss out of me My skin is so thin it’s translucent you see Comedy When you lose control and you got no soul It’s tragedy When you ban free speech but you love free speech It’s hard to see Cor baby that’s really free
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He cowers in London Nicholas Witchell Royalty watcher, sycophant Kowtowing in London Nicholas Witchell Ingratiating and creepy as hell He’ll even defend Prince Andrew, what’s that all about? Gawd ‘elp us when the Queen checks out, he’ll be distraught The epitome of the forelock tugging press who bow, bow, bow, bow, bow Even old Prince Charlie Farley cannot stand him (“I can’t bear that man. I mean, he’s so awful, he really is”) And he’s seen their greed increasing And he’s seen their black hearts craving And he’s seen their blue blood searing Cold as dead body chalk lines on the paving Cower in London La la Landinium
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Education minister Show us yer middle finger Give us a sign please, Andrea Jenkyns You just intoxicate us By showing how much you hate us How could we not love you, Andrea Jenkyns Andrea Jenkyns, gee you’re class Shove yer finger up yer arse Well at least we know you can count to one Now that you’ve learned your ABCs You could have just flicked the Vs We’d appreciate the gesture
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Bring back Krishnan Guru-Murthy I need him back on my TV He was only speaking the truth Come on Channel 4 News Bring back Krishnan Krishnan Guru-Murthy He never turned his mic off He has suffered enough Saying it as it is He even interviewed Mark E Smith
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Fiona Bruce 00:47
Sunday Monday normal days Tuesday Wednesday – some more days But on Thursday she can say Wahey hey, what a day Have I got a show for you Fiona Bruce on Question Time She’s shutting down Any argument for independence Oooh, matron Hello gammon, good day sir Your point is valid, I concur Here’s some stroppy Scottish man I’ll interrupt him soon as I can Fiona Bruce on Question Time She’s shutting down Any argument for independence Oooh, matron Fiona Bruce There we are Ah! So there we are

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released December 23, 2022

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