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Holiday In Dalkeith
02:15
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A cheap holiday on the B6373
I wanna holiday in Dalkeith
I wanna go on a day out to Leith
I’m going to Costa Midlothian
And cover my parka in sun lotion
Now I got a t-shirt
Now I got a t-shirt
Now I got a t-shirt and I am shaking
Now I got a t-shirt
Now I got a t-shirt and I’m shaking
But I’m having a ball
They’ve got a palace and a country park
You can dance to the traffic lights after dark
I didn’t ask for sunshine and I didn’t bloody get it
It’s bloody freezing, pishing doon and I don’t regret it
Now I got a t-shirt
Now I got a t-shirt
Now I got a t-shirt and I am shaking
Now I got a t-shirt
Now I got a t-shirt and I’m shaking
But I’m having a ball
We’re shivering all night
And we’re shivering all day
But it’s better than St Tropez
And now I got a t-shirt
A 90p t-shirt
And I’m shaking
But I’m having a ball
I got to go over the palace wall
I don’t understand this thing at all
I’m gonna go over the palace wall
I’m gonna go over the palace wall
I’m gonna go over the palace wall
The polis are waiting for me
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2. |
Are You My Mummy?
02:18
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3. |
Fuck The Purists
01:37
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I've seen them on the twitter
And the music press
Reverential fans, they're so precious
Their brains are locked away
In the 1970s
With their sacred texts
And sainted legacy
I got no emotions for anybody else
You better understand
I'm in love with myself, myself
My beautiful self
Irk the purists, part time tourists, fuck the purists
And fuck the punk taliban
We meant it maaaaaan
Stick to the facts
Stick to the truth
You don't know the facts
You haven't got a clue
Look back bores
You got nothing to say
About how we felt
Get out of the way
You hate when anybody
Takes the piss out of you
What happened to year zero
No more heroes eh?
Okay
Get out of way
Irk the purists, part time tourists, fuck the purists
And fuck the punk taliban
We meant it maaaaaan
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4. |
Buffalo Liar
03:02
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5. |
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6. |
Irrational Anthem
03:13
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7. |
Boyle On The Bum Bum
01:55
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8. |
Oligarchy In The UK
03:20
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To the right. Now.
I am an onanist
I have a supple wrist
I know what I want,
I know how to get it
Want to destroy
And Get Brexit done
Cos I wanna be oligarchy
My dog’s Dylin!
Oligarchy in the UK
It’s coming quite soon
Or maybe
It’s already here, we’re living in fear
My future dream is a spending spree
Cos I wanna be oligarchy
In this city
There are many ways to act like a cunt
Cos I wanna be oligarchy
It’s the only way to be.
Calling the DUP
Shaking the magic money tree
Name your price,and it shall be
Shut up the SNP
You’re not even a country
Another English region, see?
I wanna be oligarchy
And I wanna be oligarchy
And I wanna be oligarchy
And I wanna be onanist
Get pissed
Destroy!
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9. |
Subgrundy
02:51
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10. |
Priti Fey Cunt
02:08
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There’s no point in basking
On the Golan Heights
Or sunbathing while wearing tights
Oh fancy bumping into you
Benjamin
Netanyahu
Priti Patel
Situation
Vacant
Priti Patel
Situation
Vacant
Don’t ask us to fund
The Israeli army
Just don’t Patel, it’s not pretty
You believe your own delusions to further your career
You can stuff your cheap comments
And move to North Korea
What you like?!
Priti Patel
Situation
Vacant
Priti Patel
Situation
Vacant
Oh what a pity
Priti, Priti
And now
You don’t care
Priti, Priti – fey cunt
Priti, Priti – fey cunt
Priti, Priti – fey cunt
Priti, Priti – fey cunt
We don’t care
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11. |
5000 Yobbos
01:49
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12. |
E.M.U.
01:16
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There's a limited supply
It's a shame they cannot fly
Only in Australia
Here, they'd be a failure
Who?
EMU
EMU
EMU
Theyre a limited edition
There's a limited supply
No-one knows the reason
They are not allowed to fly
EMU
EMU
EMU
Goodbye kangaroo
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