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Madman Across The Water
02:22
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B.A.B.Y.
01:59
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Baby, ooh baby
I love to call you baby
Baby, oh oh baby
Everyone can see you're a baby
When you open your mouth
A whole lot of shit pours out
And we can't stop hating you
And we won't stop calling you
Baby, oh baby
You look like a ridiculous baby
Baby, ooh baby
You're such a stupid baby
Just one look in your eye
And you can tell you don't know why
Everyone laughs when you talk
You just don't know how words work at all
B.A.B.Y. baby
B.A.B.Y. baby
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How many times must a windmill spin
Before it turns on my TV
How many times have I told you
My dad was born in Germany
How many oranges must I sook
To go on about murdering babies
The cancer my friend is blowing in the wind
The cancer is blowing in the wind
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4. |
Only In The Panhandle
01:23
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5. |
Oh Supertrump
02:15
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6. |
Sea Of Love
02:11
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Come with me, Donald Trump
To the sea, the sea of love
I want to show you how much I haven't a clue
Don't forget how much I'm loved
Admired, worshipped and adored
I want to tell me how much I love you
Come with me, to the sea of love
Don't forget how much I'm loved
Admired, worshipped and adored
I want to tell me just how much I love me
Come with me, to the sea of love
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I never have read the Bible, no no no no I
Never have read the Bible
Even though I'm the King of Israel and I am the chosen one. Though I've tried and tried to read the words, they always seem too long...
It says "turn around you fool, you know you're looking for pictures
Tell me now, is it true?
The hero is a Jew
I never have read the Bible, ooh ooh baby
I never have read the Bible, no no no, no no no,
No no no no no oh oh
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8. |
Dumber And Dumberer
00:53
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Dumber and dumberer
Oh my lord
Trump and Johnson have an accord
They've had a laugh as their shares soared
Dumber and dumberer
Oh my lord
Now they're doing the spider man meme
It's the worst I've ever seen
Never mind the rainforest
Here's Doxy and Boris
Dumber and dumberer
Oh my lord
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9. |
Who Knew? England
03:37
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I am president of the united states
I'm doing a great job. Everything is great
People ask when will you grow up to be a man
I have to tell them I have a cunning plan
I love UK as I think it's called
They should build another castle,
They should build another wall
I'm just not too sure where it is
I hear it's being run by Bucks Fizz
Of course I want to change the world
And I'm looking out for England
Is it somewhere on the edge of Spain?
If I have to change the world
Then as soon as I find England
I'll make it Great Britain again
Oh I want to change the world
But who knew England
Was once called the UK?
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10. |
Sand And Death
02:07
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Syria's sand and death
That's what the president said
The man who runs the country
He thinks that life's a beach
He made an important speech
He's been talking Turkey
He said that we were through
He's pulling out the troops
Let me think, let me think
What can I do?
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no, no, no, no, no
Remember...
Whatever happened to
Isis? I'll tell you
We defeated them - it's true
Oh, what happened to
The other two?
What will I do now?
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11. |
Boos, Donald, It's Boos
00:41
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Boos, Donald, it's boos
That's what you are hearing
We can't hear the news
For all of the jeering
Even at the baseball game
The crowd can't stand you
It's boos, Donald, it's boos
Always it's boos
Constantly boos
Passionate boos
Really loud boos
Donald, it's boos
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I've been around for such a long time now
I still remember overthrowing Chairman Mao
And it was my idea to build Stonehenge
I invented sausages and common sense
So I don't care what you think you have seen
I have met King Kong, I've never met the Queen
I don't know Prince Andrew
And all those pictures are photoshopped too
I get a feeling when I look your way
You guys do not believe a single word I say
I would tell my mum if she was here
That you are being mean and you won't let me play
So I don't care what you think you have seen
I have met King Kong, I've never met the Queen
I don't know Prince Andrew
And all those pictures are photoshopped too
Why should it matter to you if there's loads of evidence
I'm not scared of impeachment and I'm not scared of Mike Pence
I'm a baby!
Somebody take this diaper off of me
I am so full of shit that I cannot pee
I'm gonna blow so just get out my way
It's gonna hit the fan, the walls and the UK
And I don't care what you think you have seen
I have met King Kong, I've never met the Queen
I don't know Prince Andrew
And all those pictures are photoshopped too
No I don't care what you think you have seen
I have met King Kong, I've never met the Queen
I don't know Prince Andrew
And all those pictures are photoshopped too
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13. |
Impeaches
01:04
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Trumpy is a cunty,
He's gonna eat a lot of peaches
Cunty, cunty, cunty,
Impeach, impeach, impeachy
He's acting like a monkey
Throwing round his faeces
Trumpy is a cunty,
Impeach, impeach, impeachy
Worms come from a can
From the Ukraine to Iran
But d'you think he's going down?
If I had my little way,
I'd impeach him every day
But we all know he'll get away with it
(nothing will happen)
Millions of pieces of hypocrisy
Thus Spake the species Zarathustra, you see
That's Friedrich Nietzche's philosophy
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14. |
Natome
02:35
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Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, there's a new word in town
And it sounds just like nae Tommy
Isis - we caught them. Which is nice.
Twice as nice as being in paradise
Now my new word is so easy to say
Give it a shot right now today
N.A.T.O.M.E
Natome
N.A.T.O.M.E
Natome
Isn't it beautiful?
I'm such a diplomat
I can make up words just like that
N.A.T.O.M.E
Natome
N.A.T.O.M.E
Natome
Oh isn't it great
It's like I am eight
I just make up shit. Fantastic
NA - North Atlantic
TO - Treaty Organisation
ME - Middle East
You see, it just all makes such sense
Sing it and you just can't go wrong
Nae Tommy and there's nae fucking song
That'll dae now, I'm getting bored with this
Isis? What Isis? sis sis
N.A.T.O.M.E
Natome
N.A.T.O.M.E
Natome
You can say it easy
Just like covfefe
Here is me saying it
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15. |
Cunt Of The Century
03:14
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