I'm Your Refugee

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1.
Ban It 02:10
Ban it from the streets of London Barcelona, Santiago, Hong Kong I wonder to myself Will life ever be sane again After another general election I wonder to myself What hope for the Brexiteers Are gammon and pineapple safe here What do the papers say? Will they love me today? No, they're murdering meat and me now Don't they know I'm a sacred cow I wonder to myself Burn down the media Fuck the blessed Guardian Because their columnists constantly Say nothing to me about my life Fuck the blessed Guardian Because the columnists they constantly Just slag me off when they can now In the provincial towns that I gig 'round Fuck The Guardian, Fuck The Guardian, Fuck The Guardian Fuck The Guardian, Fuck The Guardian, Fuck The Guardian Fuck The Guardian, Fuck The Guardian, Fuck The Guardian
2.
Your mattress will monitor your nightmares Your fridges will beep for more cheese We'll be culled by pink-eyed terminators And limbless chickens will run free You'll see It's the future according to me I can give Technology lessons right in your home Technology lessons close to the bone Pounding away, pounding away Connectivity Technology lessons for free
3.
What A State 00:26
Everybody's arguing about a date The 12th or 9th - is it too late? But nobody wants candidates at their door We've had them so many times before And every time the government wins And it's always a government we hate So we might as well have anarchy Cos we're in such a fucking state
4.
Boris in Scotland When will we hear those boos again? If you care so much then Why not stay and pretend You're drinking whisky Oh, your grasp of detail And soaring oratory Is just like Churchill
5.
I get so drunk I don't know who I'm voting for I'm plastered in the polling booth and pissing on the floor I appreciate it's probably against electoral law But I get so drunk I don't know who I'm voting for There's a blue one and a red one and a yellow one as well I think there is an orange and a purple? Who can tell? Whoever gets my cross it's just a case of sheer blind chance It's a wonder I don't turn up in my underpants Why can't you be like me? Why can't we all agree? Why don't you hate who I hate, Vote for the wasted party Have the Russian cyber hacks put bugs in Labour's bacon rolls? Who the hell let Swinson near the graphs and near the polls Who put the radge in Nigel Farage? Show Boris the back door I get so drunk I don't know who I'm voting for I just don't bloody care I've had enough I swear I'll vote for anyone Who gets along with Eddie Mair Why don't you all bog off? Especially that toff You're a nasty piece of work aren't you? Where's that woman with the cough? That one who was stable and strong And that David Cameron I've got to see a man about a pig Hold my beer, son I just don't give a toss Who gets my bleeding cross Who are the raving loony party these days? Is it Bros?
6.
The Moocher 01:15
Folks here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher, She's got a wheelbarrow, she met a butcher, "Hi Boris, you alright?" "I'm good, how are you?" "I'm bitchin'" I'm alright thank you I'm not very happy about talking to you So if you don't mind I'll just mooch on with what I'm doing (If you don't mind I'll mooch on) Cos you've not helped us up to the present day (you've not helped us, move along) You've took your time, Boris Yeah, where have you been? (Where have you been?) Well, we've been on it around the clock Is there anything in particular that you'd like us to do? No thank you Nope You've got everything you need then?
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"We went to bed as Great Britain and woke up as Little Britain" Britain, Britain, Britain...
8.
To the right. Now. I am an onanist I have a supple wrist I know what I want, I know how to get it Want to destroy And Get Brexit done Cos I wanna be oligarchy My dog's Dylin! Oligarchy in the UK It's coming quite soon Or maybe It's already here, we're living in fear My future dream is a spending spree Cos I wanna be oligarchy In this city There are many ways to act like a cunt Cos I wanna be oligarchy It's the only way to be. Calling the DUP Shaking the magic money tree Name your price,and it shall be Shut up the SNP You're not even a country Another English region, see? I wanna be oligarchy And I wanna be oligarchy And I wanna be oligarchy And I wanna be onanist Get pissed Destroy!
9.
Relate 01:30
How can you relate to working class people throughout the country? Relate, he can't do it When he's asked to go do it Relate, he can't do it To the working class Relate, can you do it? When you wanna suck to it Relate, can you do it? To the working scum? You shoot off in the right direction You burble, gurgle interventions Like a gremlin it seems Jenny screams Oh just fuck off (take that back) Fuck off (take that back) Fuck off Boris with those coffee beans (A Cafetiere!) kiss kiss Relate... Scum...
10.
For a while, the BBC knew what to do Setting up an interview With Andrew Neil on their side We thought we knew what was true For a while, we paid no mind to the conspiracy theories we'd find, Then you went full tonto Something happened along the way Sturgeon and Corbyn got slagged But Jellyfish Johnson wriggled out of it, eh? It's pitiful, obvious and sad But, oh, look - Boris has made a scone What the hell are you on? How far up his arse are you stuck? Jellyfish Johnson has made a scone And you're creaming your pants, it's wrong BBC - get ti fuck
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Take a picaninnie And a watermelon With a touch of blue blood And you got the kind of immigrant the Tory Boys like They love a bit of Latin rhetoric Imperial not metric, yeah You know you lump it all together And you got a recipe for an empire scene Oh what a Brexit dream If it could only come true, you know, you know What we need is a great big melting pot Big enough to take the tories, What, what, what And keep it stirring for a hundred years or more And turn out talented coloured people by the score We got the mainstream media bias And dirty little liars Working class tory pariahs And apparently it matters what religion you choose Be thankful you are not disabled Cos then we'll really be distasteful We'll cut your money cos it's wasteful We think that you don't understand just what your money means I think I'll lie to the queen It' s only fair that she tows the line, you know, What we need is a great big melting pot Big enough, big enough. big enough to take the tories, What, what, what And keep it stirring for a hundred years or more And then just turn off the gas and walk right out the door
12.
Jenny says You know that I've been nothing but loyal Faithful, supportive and a true confidante of yours I've kept your secrets and I've been your friend Kelly says God that was crazy wasn't it? What's the point?... I'm gonna watch Arcuri fly Over the telly I don't like Piers Morgan but I Like Lorraine Kelly She's the Queen of Dundee She even beat HMRC Jenny says And I don't understand why you've blocked me And ignored me as if I was some fleeting one night stand Or some girl that you picked up at a bar Because I wasn't And you know that Kelly says...
13.
Laura got a tory nut, she bought him for a line Peston had another one, he paid for all the time She put a lie on the internet, she made it all up While another guy asked Boris to look at a photograph 'You've put my phone in your pocket, Prime Minister' 'You've put my phone in your pocket,' it isn't sinister Oh no Laura, can you add an extra spin? I say Laura, to put the blame on Corbyn I say Laura, fact check your messages I say Laura, they're nationalising sausages Now lemme get this straight You put a lie on the internet, you made it all up Or did you get a tip off from Matt Hancock? 'You've put my phone in your pocket, Prime Minister' 'You've put my phone in your pocket,' it isn't sinister Oh no Laura, can you add an extra spin? I say Laura, to put the blame on Corbyn I say Laura, fact check your messages I say Laura, they're nationalising sausages You put a lie on the internet, you and Peston together Put a lie on the internet and you'll feel better Put a lie on the internet, drink a bot up Put a lie on the internet and call it journalism Woo-oo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Woo-oo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Woo-oo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Oh Laura You just make things up Then you say sources, Laura Sources, Laura Wild sources Your senior sources Laura waiting on her mobile phone Laura waiting for the phone to ring Oh Laura There's been a punch up Make sure you punch down, Laura Punch down, Laura Punch down There's been a punch up Laura tweeting from her mobile phone Laura waiting for the phone to ring "Hello, Dom here Here's the party line, dear Just say grim encounter" Oh Laura (Boris here) You made me stand up You made me sit down, Laura Sit down, Laura Sit down You make me stand up Laura I'd stand in Gateshead for you Oh my love that I own Oh my love that I own Laura waiting on her mobile phone Laura waiting for the phone to ring Oh Laura Oh Laura Oh Laura Oh Laura Laura I love you
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We're rolling off a cliff So let's get it over quick Get this done and move on, move on We'll be smashed and bloodied But able to carry on Eh? You give me the creeps When you constantly repeat Get this done and move on, move on You need to stop this death wish Not blindly go along As if we could just say, That's it done, let's walk away And get on with something else, like increasing our wealth Now even James Blunt - he's pitiful He's pitiful it's true (it's twoo) Stuff your soundbite I think I can smell shite Get this done and move on, move on I think Raab's got rabies He's foaming at the mouth, the mouth He's foaming at the mouth
15.
Who casts not up his eye to the sun when it rises? But who takes off his eye from a comet, when that breaks out? Who bends not his ear to any bell, which upon any occasion rings? But who can remove it from that bell, Which is passing a piece of himself out of this world? No man is an island entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main; if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manner of thy friends or of thine own were; any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind. And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee. We're We're We're We're We're Working up a plan So that people can Bung a bob for a Big Ben Bong
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Get It Up Ye 01:17
Isn't it ironic that the Conservatives are now saying You should have voted for our crap deal And no luck we've made the deal even crappier So get it up ye! Does that not sum it right up? My Honourable Friend has a very delicate use of phrase If you want it, here it is Get it up ye! You should have voted for our crap deal Now we've made it even crappier So get it up ye, know your place and kneel Does that not sum it right up? My Honourable Friend We'll just walk away from your insular country Get it up ye! If you want it, here it is Get it up ye! We'll take the future, you can have the past We'll take the future, you can have the past You'd better hurry cos it may not last

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released January 17, 2020

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