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Ghosts Of Rishi Sunak's Trousers

by Various Artists

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1.
All That Glitters 02:15
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Say Deliver One More Time 01:49
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Rishi Sunak 01:09
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His daddy in law is a billionaire He’s got a few bob himself to be fair He’s risen smoothly from private schooling you see On to Oxford and then the city Now he’s the chancellor, it’s not sinister Next stop, you guessed it, prime minister Rishi Sunak That’s what I say Rishi Sunak The papers and TV fawn over him like he’s the queen They gotta do that, they gotta do that The obseqiousness of all of it is quite obscene Yeh yeh yeh And now we’re entering another brave age Of optimism, just ignore the sewage The future’s brown and the future’s slimy We’ll all be wading through the slurry He’ll keep on smiling, cos that’s all he can do He’s so beguiling, you know that it’s true Rishi Sunak That’s what I say Rishi Sunak
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Little Rishi 00:37
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It smells a little fishy Oh my little Rishi Smells a little fishy When your wife’s non-dom* You don’t have to work hard You can get a green card Lie until you get caught When your wife’s non-dom Tax for her daddy Not necessary Now she says sorry Cos you have been caught Chancer and liar Gangster for hire Money buys power When your wife’s non-dom
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Eat Out To Help Out 01:21
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You shall have a fishy on a little dishy Thanks to our wonderful Chancellor Rishi With these vouchers you are really spoiling us But only from Monday to Wednesday, cuz He knows what’ll get us out of this mess £10 off at Pizza Express Well, the Tory donors told him, “You gotta make some money” So come up with a slogan and try to make it funny Eat Out To Help Out sounds nice Or have a cheeky Nando at half price Sometimes I think they haven’t got a clue Abandon the vulnerable – that’s all they ever do
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Rishi Hood 00:55
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Rishi Hood, Rishi Hood riding through the glen. Rishi Hood, Rishi Hood wanting Number 10. Gives to the bad what he steals from the good. Rishi Hood, Rishi Hood, Rishi Hood. Lizzy Truss Lizzy Truss riding on a tank Lizzy Truss Lizzy Truss emptying your bank. Buy British cheese, even on your knees. One of us? Lizzy Truss, Lizzy Truss
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You Should Be Hi Financing 00:58
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If you’re in a homeless shelter And haven’t got a bean I’ve got a plan to help ya Using trigonometry What you doin’ in a food bank? Ah What you doin’ in a food bank? Ah You should be hi-financing, yeah Financing, yeah
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No Particular Thing To Say 01:08
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Riding shotgun in my car Doing a piece to camera Can you imagine the way I felt I didn’t put on my seat belt But it is fine, they won’t fine me I’ve no particular thing to say Oh dearie me, here come the bill Now I’m a fully fledged criminal I suppose it comes with the territory Thank god for Boris and Zahawi Taking the heat off of me I’ve no particular thing to say
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Rishi Kids 01:26
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I’ll tell you somethin I think that you should know There ain’t much I care for So here I go Off on a jet plane to COP 27 To make things clear Turning my amp up to eleven I have no fear I’m talkin about Rishi kids Like Gavin Williamson You got no feelin Suella Braverman Because you’re Rishi kids You had better – beware The thing with Rishi kids You see is – they don’t care Rich kids. Rishi kids. Rich kids. Rishi kids BEWARE!
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(I Can't Get Enough) Vilification 02:29
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I can’t get enough vilification I can’t slag off enough this great nation Vilify, vilify, vilify, vilify I can’t get enough, I can’t get enough Well Rishi wants to Prevent Any criticism of the government He’s just a poor millionaire When he sits upon a chair His feet dangle in mid air I can’t get enough, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey That’s what I say I can’t get enough vilification I can’t wait for deradicalisation Vilify, vilify, vilify, vilify I can’t get enough, I can’t get enough When I’m watchin’ my TV And this man comes on and shows me Just how white his shirt can be But he don’t talk like a human, I’d like to see him Deradicalise me I can’t get enough, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey That’s what I say I can’t get enough vilification I can’t wait for deradicalisation
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Rishi Sunak's Trousers 01:31
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Ain’t it fascinating the difference between the rich and in need You know there’s those who have the money but no taste And it looks like this guy’s budgie’s deid You’ve either got it honey or you ain’t Just like Rishi Sunak’s trousers They’re the short ones And how I’m sick of seeing him posing in all of the browsers They’re the short ones And how
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Only You Guys 01:48
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Who can nick your rights and now say everything’s alright They’ve brought them back again to tell you you’re our bestest friend Only you guys, only here Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh only you Who can see as far as the end of their nose Strip the emperor and tell him he has new clothes Only you guys, only here

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released March 1, 2023

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