1. |
Here In Scotland
02:49
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Here, there are lots of things to do
And panoramic views
Of countryside completely surrounding you
And here there's plenty Labour tears
You're never getting back, never, never
Basically, I guess it could be worse
Yes, I do suppose it could be worse
Here, there are many, many sheep
And a lot of folk asleep
But their hearts are in the right places underneath their ribs
And we don't need Labour
Saying people 'up there' - you haven't learned a thing
Jess Phillips won't break our little pact
Jess Phillips, don't bother coming back
Up here in Scotland without you
Up here in Scotland without you
Up here in Scotland without you
It must be Hell knowing your ignorance will keep you out of here
For years and years and years
Meh, do you even really care
What's happening 'up there'
Do we qualify as equals or an annoying neighbour
Those whinging sweaty jocks
Let's beat them like a fox in a kimono
Push the button, if that's what you want
It's only us that will be blown to kingdom come
Up here in Scotland without you
Up here in Scotland without you
Up here in Scotland without you
It must be Hell knowing your arrogance will keep you out of here
For years and years and years
Second thoughts, will that ever happen?
Second thoughts, will you ever have them?
Second thoughts, get into the sea
Second thoughts, for eternity, for eternity, for eternity
Up here in Scotland without you
Up here in Scotland without you
Up here in Scotland without you
It must be Hell knowing that your fear will keep you out of here
For years and years and years
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2. |
I've Been To Amsterdam
01:14
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Hey Rebecca Long Bailey
That's an interesting name
You're a double barrelled mother
In a working class game
I've no doubt you dream about
The things you'll never do
But, first let's talk about your drug of choice
In this probing interview
Whoooa, I've been to Northumbria
Woking, Colombia and hidden quite a stash
Rated Corbyn ten out of ten
But I think he just does hash
Then I ran out of places
And friendly faces
Because I had to be free
I've been to Amsterdam
But I've never been to me
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3. |
Emily Thornberry
00:37
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Emily Thornberry
Matron in hi-vis
Merrily Corbyn free
Warm beer with a fizz
She took the piss out of white van man
With an English flag and then ran
Back into the land of apologies
Emily Thornberry
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4. |
Keir Starmer
01:29
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Keir Starmer - I thought he was a Tory but he's another Labour phony
Oh oh
Squeaky bum time yeah
Keir Starmer - is he better than Jess Phillips?
Is this song hip-hop or calypso oh
Squeaky bum time yeah
Stick that in your pipe and in your square jaw
What are the Labour party fighting for?
Do they know that here in Scotland we just ignore them
They're more irrelevant than the royal family
Hey, nobody cares that you've got a KCB
Keir Starmer - and that's about as much as I know about this bland MP
Keir Starmer - square jaw, ignore, what's he for? Any more?
Squeaky bum time yeah
I don't even know this song
Right that'll dae
See ye
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5. |
Handy Nandy
00:40
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Time to tool up
Time to tool up
Lisa Nandy is waving her stick
Time to tool up
Time to tool up
Nandy's waving her baton
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